Consistency is 'kay ...

And I'm just a human over here

I don’t have any dogs in any fights.

I don’t even have a dog. At all.

This whole “you have to post every blah because people just don’t have enough shit already hitting their inboxes and if they don’t get your shit they will be a quart of shit low and we just can’t have that” shit is bullshit.

If you have been here long, you will have noticed that I am nothing if not inconsistent. People. I got shit goin’ on. And I do not have the unlimited capacity to do said shit and then turn around and spend a ridiculous amount of time writing about shit.

And honestly, if I don’t have shit to say that feels like people might give a shit, then screw it. I’m kicking back because I need to rest up to do the rest of the shit I have to do.

Actually, it’s hardly shit that I have to do. It’s bigger and better than that.

My mission in life is to help people exercise their right to musical expression. And I’m doing that already, but I’m fixin’ to do it moar and in stereo with technicolor and smell-o-vision and it’s all gonna be on steroids. But I can’t tell you shit about that shit yet, so pretend you don’t know.

Life is beautiful, and I sometimes let it boss me around.

Sometimes you just have to let go of the wheel and trust that you are exactly where you need to be and you are doing exactly what you need to be doing, and everything you have done and learned and worked for is actually going to pay off. Maybe not in greenbacks but … maybe a little? Mostly in being able to make the world, or at least your little piece of it, a better, nicer, more musical and satisfying place.

Stay tuned for … developments. The game is afoot, my dear Watson. It is time for big and fancy doings. The cats are even now chewing their way out of the bag. It’s only a matter of time. I promise, I won’t keep you in suspense for one minute longer than I have to.